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My Fellow Drivers

I realize that the certain way to drive you crazy is to drive at the speed limit while you are trying to move at from 10 to 20 mile per hour faster than our government has posted as the limit for the road. Still, I intend to continue to drive very near to those posted limits for these two reasons: A) I find it much less stressful to watch you all stream past me than to battle for my place among you and B) I think it is safer to have plenty of reaction time to the real crazies on the road which I can more clearly see as you flow around me. As a bonus I don't get stopped by uniformed officers who demand to see my driver's license and registration and proof of insurance. All of which are available but in an unused state rather than passed through an open window in a cold rain as traffic flows by.

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(Anonymous)
Nov. 30th, 2005 10:39 pm (UTC)
You just like seeing the faces of all the pissed off people as their trying to speed by knowing that they are only saving a few seconds vs the tens of minutes that they want to be saving.