I find I am disheartened already. Nine good days away was not enough to fully recharge my 'tilt at windmills' battery pack.
I also found the book The Five Dysfunctions of a Team on my desk. But I've got THE SECRET. No, not The Secret™. I've got THE SECRET. I'm only going to share it with you. I'm only going to share it this once. Don't tell anybody.
THE SECRET is
There. I feel better already. Thanks for listening.