Notice to the ladies: Ask me and I shall be yours for the time we share, just that, no more. You need not be "all that". It isn't that I am not discriminating. It is only that the 'ask me' is the hurdle I want you to cross, not because I am lazy but because of the volumes it speaks about you.
Oh, and you who would ask because you think you see a wallet or some other chance to use. Ask away, your are so transparent that I won't be there when the last word leaves your lips.