Which is best?
D.I.L.E.T.T.A.N.T.E.: Digital Intelligent Lifeform Engineered for Thorough Troubleshooting, Accurate Nullification and Total Exploration
-OR-
H.E.D.O.N.I.S.T.: Handcrafted Electronic Device Optimized for Nocturnal Infiltration and Scientific Troubleshooting