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Wanted

A woman willing to tell me to:

Lie down, get stiff and stay that way 'til I'm done.

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medianet
Sep. 5th, 2005 03:47 am (UTC)
In person, on the phone, in writing, any or all of these?
medianet
Sep. 5th, 2005 03:50 am (UTC)
Lie down, get stiff and stay that way 'til your're done
philoserf
Sep. 5th, 2005 03:52 am (UTC)
Bizt! It ain't about me being done. Wrong answer.
philoserf
Sep. 5th, 2005 03:50 am (UTC)
It ain't about fantasy, I don't think, so in person is all that can work.
tiwonge
Sep. 5th, 2005 08:05 am (UTC)
You know what I thought of when you said lie down and get stiff?

Rigor mortis!
philoserf
Sep. 5th, 2005 12:51 pm (UTC)
You sicky. That's illegal! [grin] And I wouldn't enjoy your ride nearl as much.
ethicalhedonist
Sep. 5th, 2005 09:21 pm (UTC)
Just last night I said: If you are willing to rub my sore spots, do you mind if I take off my pants?

(Is that close enough?)
ethicalhedonist
Sep. 6th, 2005 08:44 pm (UTC)
Too crude, too crude, lets try this:

Will thou not lie prone, my son
and with thy merry charger freed
permit me to ride the like a steed
until my will be done?
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