I would not live forever because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

Miss Alabama

Deep philosophical stuff for a blond. But, being from Alabama, shouldn't she know about the living forever that is our soul in heaven or hell? Time to burn her as a witch for expressing deep godless philosophy. Where are the anti-communists when you need 'em?